Tail Kinker wrote in message <8nppae$mhc$1@lios.gweep.bc.ca>:

This comes (originally) from Kitsy: The Crossover Drabble Challenge.

The challenge is to write a drabble - a fanfic of exactly one hundred words - with as many crossovers in it as possible.
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Okay, here's a salute to a current movie ...

PYOGORA 2000

An 11-anime crossover drabble by Rob Kelk. Credits appear after the story.

"Pyogora is rampaging! Our first defender, Shinji, ... ran away. Help us!"

They did their best:

"I, Kuno Tatewaki, will -" Squish.

"Metamolforce!" Sputter. "I forgot - I used the last of the charges!"

Washuu used her new beam cannon. Pyogora ate the energy bolt.

"MERCURY AQUA RHAPOSDY!" "WORLD SHAKING!" No effect. "Oh, no!"

Akiko sent Poison One after the monster. It swatted the helicopter out of the sky.

(Motoko Kusanagi turned to Miyuki Kobayakawa. "This is out of our league." They ran away, with Shinji.)

Finally, desperately, Hikaru tweaked Clef's spell. "Mecha Summon!"

The mecha appeared and aimed at Pyogora. "BUSTERRRRR BEEEEEAM!!!!!"

Credits, in order:

• Pyogora is from Isurugi's daydreams in Aozora Shoujotai (a.k.a. 801 T.T.S. Airbats) - Toshimitsu Shimizu, Studio Fantasia, Japan Victor, and ADV;
• Shinji is, of course, Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion (who else would run away?) - Hideki Anno, Gainax, and ADV;
• Kuno Tatewaki is from Ranma ½ - Rumiko Takahashi, Shogakukan, Kitty, Pony Canyon, and Viz Video;
• "Metamolforce" was shouted by (who else?) Mirai Ozora from Moldiver - Hiroyuki Kitazume, AIC, and Pioneer;
• Washuu is from Tenchi Muyo - Hiroki Hayashi, AIC, and Pioneer;
• "MERCURY AQUA RHAPOSDY!" was shouted by Sailor Mercury and "WORLD SHAKING!" was shouted by Sailor Uranus (as if you didn't know), both from Sailor Moon - Naoko Takeuchi, Toei Animation, and (amongst others) Pioneer;
• Akiko and Poison One are from All Purpose Cultural Cat-Girl Nuku-Nuku - Yuzo Takada, Star Child, Movic, and ADV;
• Motoko Kusanagi is from Ghost in the Shell - Masamune Shirow, Kodansha, Bandai, and Manga Entertainment;
• Miyuki Kobayakawa is from You're Under Arrest - Kosuke Fujishima, Kodansha, Bandai, Marubeni, and AnimEigo;
• Hikaru and Clef are from Magic Knight Rayearth - CLAMP, Tokyo Movie Shinsha, and Anime Works;
• "BUSTERRRRR BEEEEEAM!!!!!" was shouted by Noriko Takaya (of course) from Gunbuster - Hideki Anno, Gainax, and Manga Entertainment.

Blames, in order:

• Kitsy and Tail Kinker, for holding the Crossover Drabble Challenge;
• Rob Kelk, for writing this entry.